The differance between Woman and Men....

I received this in an email and thought how true it is. What's the guys fascination?

Part I: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing a long dressing gown. If you see husband
along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and make mental note to do
more sit ups, leg lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Shave armpits and legs.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee all wet surfaces in the shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.



Part II: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along with way, shake
wiener at her while making the woo-woo sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your
wiener and scratch your ass.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse the snot off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a shampoo mohawk.

Pee.

Rinse off and get out of the shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice water on floor because the curtain was hanging out of
the tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on the floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around the waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
woo-woo sound again.

Throw wet towel on her pillow.


***If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at some of the truth
behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. Have a great
day!

Oh, and .... woo-woo!!!